Friday, February 24, 2017

Top 10 of 2016

Top 10 2016

This list was hard to put together. As always, this will probably change. I still need to see movies such as Silence, A Monster Calls, etc. Nice Guys started off the list and kept creeping up higher, my number 1 has also changed multiple times. I'm still not satisfied with my #10, Manchester by the Sea is very close to taking that spot. With that said, as of right now, here is my list:

#10

Star Wars: Rogue One


Let's start with the bad. It felt rushed, at least the character development did. There wasn't much sense of motive, reason, rationale from the crew to take on this "mission" aside from Jin...and even Jin...to be honest. It all felt forced (no pun intended) and lazy. It felt like; "Well, we are all already here, so I guess we'll do it." Too convenient. The monk and his friend with he machine gun, they are nice people, they'll join the mission! This lead to a weak attachment to the characters and gave much less importance to their sacrifice. Even Jin, I didn't feel for her, or believe in her pain...did she have any? I thought all the characters fell flat and in a Star Wars movie, that's extremely disappointing.


The good. Although dark and dull, it truly had the feel and aura of the originals. I love the brightness and color of the Force Awakens, but it wouldn't have made sense in a direct prequel to "A New Hope". The technology, the costumes...it was all spot on. They did an amazing job of resurfacing nostalgia and just bringing back that original feel.

The best. Those final...7 minutes? Makes you want to pop in the original Star Wars VHS right away. Overall, not a great movie by any stretch of the word, but I'm a fan.


#9

Hacksaw Ridge


Mel is back baby! The director of Braveheart and Apocolypto has almost done it again! I say almost, because it's his 3rd best, but it's hard for anyone to surpass either of those movies. Hacksaw Ridge is a true story that is almost impossible to believe. While watching it, you will question how true to life it is as well all do with every "true story". However, right before the credits roll, they show from first hand accounts how true it is, and believe me when I say, it happened.

Andrew Garfield has never impressed me until now. He carry's this movie on his shoulders even if his character is a bit ho-hum. I love Vince Vaughn, and although he does a better job here than he does in True Detective, he's still distracting. Even when he does a good job of being serious, I still just want to laugh.

The movie works thanks to the acting of AG, the unbelievable true story and the direction. It's all pretty top notch.

#8

Nice Guys


At first view, I enjoyed this film but it felt a little too, I don't know...convenient...or forced? Because the director, Shane Black, also made Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, I had extremely high hopes for this second "buddy detective movie". Plus replace Downy Jr, with Ryan Gosling and Kilmer with Crowe, I was hoping for a home run. But the overall story fell a little flat for me and I didn't think the humor hit as hard as it could have. After 2nd and 3rd viewing, it has grown on me a bit more. 

It's still not as good as KKBB, but it has it's moments and I can't get enough of the GOS. It's over the top fun and has great dialog great for multiple views.

#7

La La Land


(GOS 2 in a row baby!) A lot of buzz lead to high expectations and although I had hoped for more, it's still a great movie. I was prepared for a very vivid, loud and uplifting musical and it was, however, the parts that hit home were the more quieter ones and emotional ones. For a musical, this might be sort of depressing, but for someone who isn't always fond of musicals it's a positive.

Gosling is always aces, and just outright funny, but Emma Stone who I generally don't enjoy, is great in this. I'm not one to comment on singing and dancing chops but I think she does a surprisingly wonderful job and it makes me appreciate her more than I ever have. I actually think she outshines my boy in this one. She deserves the Best Female Oscar.

Every shot in this movie is perfectly lit and setup. It's a visual wonder. Directed by the same guy who directed Whiplash. This guy has some skill.

#6

Nocturnal Animals


Not only is Jake Gyllenhaal great in everything he's in, he picks great things to be in. Nocturnal Animals is one of those movies that you'll love or hate. Initially I hated it, and then I got it...sort of? I'm still not exactly sure about the ending, and what it all means but I do know it's a very well made movie and Gyllenhaal's performance alone puts this in the top 10.

Regardless of the ending, the film had me feeling cautious and nervous right from the opening scene. Without spoiling anything, the film contains two separate (or not so separate) stories, both with their own unique look and feel. Admittedly, one of the story-lines is much more enthralling than the other, but that one half is strong enough to carry the entire movie. Gyllenhall is in that "better" half, and is great once again. I bought into the weakness, fear, anger and all other gambits of emotions his character goes through, partly because of him, and partly because of how realistic some of the scenes play out. One scene in particular just sends chills to the core and is just paralyzing. It's so realistic that it feels like a nightmare I've had.

I can't forget about Michael Shannon, he's perfect in his role. Amy Adams helms the "lesser" half of the movie, and although I generally love her, she doesn't get to do much here but be mopey and melancholy.

My only issue is the ending. The problem with the ending isn't the execution, because the movie does tie the two stories together well enough. It's just that there are a few things not fully explained that can be left open to interpretation. The film is based on a book, so I'll probably be nose deep in that soon.

#5

The Jungle Book


I've never seen the original, I don't have any nostalgic ties to it and yet I loved the Jungle Book. Hands down, the surprise movie of the year. There is something to say about a movie that comes out of nowhere and blows you away.

 I've seen it twice as a matter of fact, and it holds up even with high expectations. I can't imagine any fan of the original being disappointed by this, especially since Baloo is voiced by Bill Murray, how can you go wrong?. It's great story telling aided by spectacular special effects and a real sense of the jungle. If you haven't seen it, and even if you have no interest in it, I recommend it.

I keep trying to move this off the top 10 list, but it's such a solid movie and multi watch fun. If you love animals, just another reason to watch this.

One last tidbit, the ending credits are freaking amazing...

#4

Deadpool


You've heard me say it enough, but I'll say it one more time, I'm utterly sick of comic book movies. There's no weight to them anymore. Every sequel makes the previous iteration more insignificant. It's always a race against time yet I never feel any sense of urgency. The entire world and human race is always in peril and always gets saved. Forgive my French when I say, these franchises blew their load  way too early. It's hard to raise the stakes when you go from Loki to Ultron. Magneto to Silver Samurai, Green Goblin to Sandman, Joker to Bane. Whiplash to Guy Pierce? So not only do the bad guys get lamer, but they tack on more heroes to fight said lamer bad guys. It's a money pit and not worth our time.

There wasn't anywhere else for these movie to go, until Deadpool. Before Deadpool, all these movies tried to one up the previous one with more special effects, more fighting, more explosions, etc. Deadpool just changed the game. Deadpool, might be R rated, but it's not bigger, it doesn't try to save the universe, the world or even a family member, This is flat out a revenge movie. Deadpool avoids all the typical tropes and in doing so, is such a breath of fresh air.

Deadpool doesn't follow the mind numbing and horrifically slow progression of other superhero movies. When the movie begins, he's Deadpool. Sure we get some flashbacks and montage sequences into his origin, but I'll take that any day of the week over watching Batman's parents die for the 17th time. The bad guy is pretty lame here, but they set the bar low as far as villains go, which is a good thing! Let Deadpool take on progressively stronger villains, I'm fine with that! Let's not forget how freaking funny this movie is. Even though I personally don't love lowbrow humor and this has it's fair share of it, it has some really smart jokes in there as well. You'll find new jokes with every viewing. Ryan Reynolds was born to play this role, and we all know, I love me some Ryan Reynolds. This movie saved the superhero genre...not sure if that is a good thing, but it is what it is.

#3

Captain Fantastic


This year's "Room", Mr. Fantastic begins as one thing, and then ends as another. Viggo Mortensen, where have you been? I still firmly believe his performance in "Eastern Promises" is some of the best acting I have ever seen. He is great here, and hopefully this starts a career revival. I won't spoil the plot but the movie focuses on way a very hippie/holistic way of life and does a great job of not force feeding the viewer and while staying unbiased. This film is directed extremely well, and I look forward to some more projects from this rookie director.

#2

The Arrival



I said it last year, I quote, "Denis Villeneuve is the new David Fincher" and he did it again this year. The Director of last year's #2 Sicario and a new favorite of mine, Enemy, Villeneuve really knows how to create an atmosphere, specifically a dark and tense one. Arrival is not your typical alien encounter movie, there aren't any laser beams or explosions, and that's a good thing. This is definitely a thinking mans movie, one of those, after it's over you'll think so much, that your head hurts. Amy Adams, unlike in Nocturnal Animals, is up to snuff, and should earn a nomination for her work in this. Jeremy Renner, who I find always lack luster, gives a solid performance here and makes me think he's better fit for a nerdy role, than an action hero. And although Forest Whitaker is good here too, the real star is Villeneuve. It's dark, yet beautiful, confusing yet makes sense, tense yet fun. And that Gone Baby Gone type ending...See it!

#1

Hell or High Water


This is a "modern western". It's long, it has bank robberies, it has a sheriff, it has Indians, it has shootouts, it's fantastic! What could have been a typical and "it's been done before" movie, stands out as one of the years best. The story fits the setting similarity to the western like bravado fits all the characters in the movie. Without the western type backdrop, it would fall flat but because these guys are cowboys, and they are all men of principal (albeit on different sides), it works and it works extremely well. Speaking of the characters, the 3 mains are all acted tremendously by their counterparts. Who knew Chris Pine could actually act? I think he deserves a nomination here. Who knew that Jeff Bridges still had it after movies like R.I.P.D and the Seventh Son? He's amazing as usual. Who knew Ben Foster...I did. Ben Foster has been underrated his entire career and it's about time he gets some attention! He is great here, although his character sort of implodes for no real reason other than, he's crazy. I didn't appreciate that lazy development, but I do appreciate Foster's acting. Even if you don't like westerns, this is a tense, well acted thriller that should please most. It's my favorite movie of the year.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

2015 Top Ten Movies

2015 has come and went. To be honest, it's been a slow year for movies however TV is really producing some great stuff. Bloodline, Man Seeking Women, Mr. Robot, GOT (as usual) just to name a few. With that said, below is the list of my favorite movies of 2015. I'm sure as I go, I'll find some better movies, but for now, here are the top 10:

#10

Irrational Man


I'm a sucker for the new Woody Allen stuff but to be honest, this isn't great. I really like the premise (if you don't know, don't look it up!), I thought the character played by Joaquin Phoenix was strangely real and although the plot is simple and straightforward I was thoroughly enthralled while watching. However, it does lack substance and by the time the credits roll, it feels small. Not sure if I have the urge to watch it again but I still had a blast while watching. (And when I say "blast", we're talking in Woody Allen terms here. This isn't a movie I'd recommend to most people.)  I'm surprised what takes place in this movie doesn't happen more often.

#9

Bridge of Spies


Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg, what else can I say? A unique kind of spy movie that doesn't involve guns or sexy ladies with euphemistic names. When a movie's runtime is 2h 21mins and it feels more like 1h 45mins, they've done something right. Tom Hanks is your every day man's man. A enjoyable flick for everyone to watch at home.

#8

Mississippi Grind


Ryan Reynolds does some great yet unnoticed stuff. Check out a movie called Voices, came out last year and Reynolds is amazing to say the least. Add this one to the list as well. Mississippi Grind takes a realistic and sad look at gambling addiction in a very entertaining way. Ben Mendleson plays the best losers of all time (even better than William H Macy does) and is always stealing the screen no matter what movie or show (Bloodline) he's in. Two great actors, poker, cross country trip, although a little slow a times, it's a good movie.

#7

Star Wars: The Force Awakens


Listen, it is what it is and I loved it. It's a great popcorn flick with ties to my childhood. I do feel they played all their cards too soon in this one. There really doesn't seem to be any mystery left for the following movies, although with Rian Johnson directing the next one, I guarantee it'll be better! 

#6

The Revenant


I'm surprised the Revenant fell this low on my list. The movie is a pure vision to watch. The acting in it is top notch and who doesn't like a good revenge and survival story? After chewing on it, it just felt too long for how simple the plot is, and forgive me for saying, that it does feel like a vehicle for Leo to walk around in a bear skin and win an Oscar. Don't get me wrong, see this movie, it's great, just potentially a little too full of itself. Leo and Tom for the Oscar!

#5

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl


What a fantastic surprise this movie is. It's made with such energy and life that it's hard to not fall in love with it. Keep an eye on this director, Alfonso Gomez-Rejon who's worked with Scorsese and Inarritu, as he is going to be big. The young cast is great as well. It's funny, sad and surprising. Watch it and enjoy!

#4

Room

I had zero idea of what this movie was, and I was glad! Watching the trailer or reading about it would definitely take away from the movie. A very unique perspective on something we've seen in movies before. Sad yet motivational, slow yet suspenseful, Room did a lot of contradicting things that some how worked. My only gripe is that it drags on a bit at the end, but the movie is unique as hell and I recommend it to all.

#3

The Big Short


I've seen this 3 times already and I can't get enough. It's pretty much a horror story about how corrupt our financial system is. It's also an extremely complicated story. Seems like it could have been a bore of a movie, yet it's the complete opposite. The cast is superb and they all do aces of a job. The difficult terminology is explained in ways that make the conversations on the screen not only understandable but extremely enjoyable. Watch it and enjoy, and if you do, watch Too Big to Fail as well!

#2

Sicario



Holy Shit, this movie. I have come to the realization that movies these days are pretty predictable and at times predictable because they try to be unpredictable. But this movie, I really had no idea what the hell would happen. My stomach was in knots pretty much throughout. How does Emily Blunt not get nominated for this? How Does Benicio Del Torro not get nominated? Heck, I don't even like Josh Brolin, seriously like in anything, but he does an amazing job in this also. Denis Villeneuve is the new David Fincher and I can't wait to see what he does with Blade Runner. See this movie, try not to shit your pants, I dare you.

#1

Mad Max: Fury Road

Tough to put this above Sicario, but I haven't had more fun watching a movie in 2015 than I did while watching Fury Road. It starts and doesn't stop, much like last years "Lone Survivor". It's a constant race against time and it's great fun the entire way. The world feels new, completely unique yet real. The characters have so much wear and tear and their personalities show it. It's beautifully filmed and the practical effects are amaze-balls. I could keep on going, but there is no need. It's the best film of the year.





Thursday, January 7, 2016

Always Sunny- Every Episode Rated!

Season 1 

3/5

The Gang Gets Racist- 3
Charlie Wants and Abortion- 3
Underage Drinking: A National Concern- 4 Prom
Charlie Has Cancer- 3 Tranny
Gun Fever- 3
The Gang Finds a Dead Guy- 3 Nazi
Charlie Gets Molested-2 Mcpoyles


Season 2

3.5/5

1. Charlie Gets Crippled- 3 Danny Devito
2. The gang goes Jihad- 4 Bar Property Lines
3. Denise and Dee Go On Welfare- 3 Crack
4. Mac Bangs Denise's Mom- 3 Charlie Work
5. Hundred Dollar Baby-4 Charlie tough guy
6. The Gang Gives Back- 4 Basketball team
7. The Gang Exploits a Miracle- 4 Cricket
8. The Gang Runs for Office- 3 Ass blasting
9. Charlie Goes America On Your Ass- 3 Smoking Vietnamese
10. Denise and Dee Get a New Dad- 4

Season 3

2.9/5

1. The Gang Finds A Dumpster Baby- 3
2. The Gang Gets Invincible 4- Green Man
3. Denise and Dee Lose Their Mom-3
4. The Gang Gets Held Hostage- 3 Die Hard
5. Aluminum Monster and Fatty Magu- 3 Sweat shop
6. The Gang Solves the North Korea Crisis 4- Duster
7. The Gang Sells Out- 3 Power bottom
8. Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire- 2
9. Sweet Dee is Dating a Re-tarted Person- 3 Day man
10. Mac is a Serial Killer- 3 Tranny, Charlie Lawyer
11. Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender- 2 Franks Dates Charlies Mom
12. The Gang Gets Wacked (Part 1)- 2 Cocaine
13. The Gang Gets Wacked (Part 2)- 2
14. Bums Making a Mess All Over the City- 3 Serpico, Cop Car
15. The Gang Dances Their Asses Off- 4 Dance off

Season 4

3.4/5

1. Mac and Dennis Man Hunters- 3 Eating humans
2. The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis- 5 Wild Card
3. America's Next Top Models- 3
4. Mac Bangs the Waitress- 3 Dennis Sex Tape
5. Mac and Charlie Die (Part 1)- 4 Glory Hole, Mac's Dad
6. Mac and Charlie Die (Part 2)- 2
7. Who Pooped the Bed- 3
8. Paddy's Pub: Worst Bar in Philadelphia- 3
9.Dennis: An Erotic Life- 3 Dee walks in Charlies shoes
10. Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack-4 Charlie mail room, Frank Cookoos nest
11. The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell- 3 Revolutionary war
12.The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover Edition- 4
13. The Night Man Commeth- 5 Play

Season 5

4.3/5

1. The Gang Solves the Mortgage Crises- 4 Bird Law, Vic Vinegar
2. The Goes on a Road Trip- 5
3. The Gang Fights the Recession- 4 Suicidal Frank, Paddys Dollars
4. The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention- 5 Canned Wine
5. The Waitress is Getting Marries- 5 Charlie Online Dating, milk steak
6. The World Series Defense 5- "Let the record show"
7. The Gang Wrestles for the Troops- 5 Birdmen, the Maniac
8. Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens- 4 Dick Towel
9. Mac and Dennis Break Up- 4 Cat stuck in wall
10. The DENNIS system- 4
11. Mac and Charlie Write a Movie- 3 Full penetration, Frank sausage in pocket
12. The Gang Reignites the Rivalry- 4 Dennis freak out, frat house


Season 6

3.8/5

1. Mac Fights Gay Marriage- 3 Maurine Pandarosa, Mac Religions
2. Dennis Gets Divorced- 4 Dennis Bachelor party, small hands lawyer
3. The Gang Buys a Boat- 5 The implication, dancing tube man
4. Mac's Big Break- 4 Gaborone, slap shot, podcast
5. Mac and Charlie: White Trash- 4 Public pool
6. Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down- 2 Moms move in together
7. Who Got Dee Pregnant- 4 Halloween party
8. The Gang Gets a New Member- 2 Jason Sudikes, Dee teaches
9. Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth- 4 Charlie janitor, Lethal Weapon 5
10. Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats- 4 Denim Chicken, Frank's Bridge people
11. The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods- 5 A.C, "Say Yes"
12. Dee Gives Birth- 4 Weekend at Bernies, bridge people
13. A Very Sunny Christmas- 5

Season 7 (Fat Mac)

3.6/5

1. Frank's Pretty Woman- 3 Fat Mac
2. Frank's Little Beauties- 3 Mortician makeup
3. Sweet Dee Gets Audited- 4 Wolf cola, pickle party
4. Franks Brother- 2 Shadynasty
5. Storm of the Century- 3 Riot looting
6. CharDee MacDennis 5- The game of Games
7. The Anit-Social Network- 5 Shhh, virus video
8. The Gang Gets Trapped- 4 Hidden in closets, escalating things
9. How Mac Got Fat- 3 boil blood, tipping point
10. Thunder Gun Express- 5 Obama traffic, leave no man behind, sewers
11. High school Reunion (Part 1)- 3 Hornet Guy, plan B
12. High school Reunion (Part 2)- 3 Psyco Pete, dance

Season 8

4.6/5

1. PopPop The Final Solution- 4 Ocular pat down, Hitler painting
2. The Gang Recycles Their Trash- 5 Wild Card, copy of gas
3. The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding- 5 Zombies, crash Dee car
4. Charlie and Dee Find Love- 5 Dangerous Leazons, rich friends
5. The Gang Gets Analyzed- 5
6. Charlie's Mom Has Cancer- 3 Puff Daddy, church fundraiser
7. Frank is Back in Business- 5 Found wallet, the warthog, Crowtein, get off
8. Charlie Rules the World- 4 Online game
9. The Gang Dines Out- 5 Pay respect to, sit on a book of matches
10. The Cereal defense- 5 Trial, donkey brains

Season 9

3.9/5

1. The Gang Broke Dee- 4 The Jokes on Dee, break Dennis
2. Gun Fever Too- 3
3. The Gang Desperately Tries to Win an Award- 4 Sudsies, witty banter
4. Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare- 4 The Maniac, man in the coil
5. Mac Day- 3 Country Mac
6. The Gang Saves the Day- 4 Charlie Cartoon
7. The Gang Gets Quarantined- 5 Acapella boys 2 men, beer suit, withdrawal
8. Flowers For Charlie- 4 Charlie gets smart
9. The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6- 3
10. The Gang Squashes Their Beefs- 5 Thanksgiving


Season 10

3.6/5

1. The Gang Beats Boggs- 5
2. The Gang Group Dates- 3 star rating, whistle
3. Psyco Pete Returns- 2 Cricket burnt face, Frogboy
4. Charlie Work- 5 Birdman
5. The Gang Spies Like Us- 4 Fish Factory, restaurant fish order
6. The Gang Misses the Boat- 3 Man Cheata, Dennis Car in water
7. Mac Kills His Dad- 4 Bill Ponderosa suicide
8. The Gang Goes on Family Fight- 2
9. Frank Retires- 4 Frank's Blood, Franquito
10. Ass Kickers Unite: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult-4 Wolf Cola 


Season 11

2.8/5

1. Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Bugaloo- 4
2. Frank Falls Out the Window- 3 Crack, strip club repeats, invented cell phone
3. The Gang Hits the Slopes- 4 Announcer voice
4. Dee Made a Smut Film- 2 Charlie doing a Richard Greeko thing
5. Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs- 5 Old Black Man
6. Being Frank- 2 Pondi
7. McPoyle vs Ponderosa: Trial of the Century- 3 fake hands, divorce and cat
8. Charlie Catches a Leprechaun- 3 taking pictures of girls
9. The Gang Goes to Hell- 3 Cruise ship, burning necklace, Gay Mac
10. The Gang Goes to Hell Part II- 2 stomp


Season 12

3.7/5

1. The Gang Turns Black- 5 Quantum Leap, what are the ru
2. The Gang Goes to a Water Park- 4 Matchstick Men
3. Old Lady House:  A Situational Comedy 4
4.  Wolf Cola a PR Nightmare - 3 Frank's Fluids
5. Making Denis Reynolds a Murderer- 3
6. Hero or Hate Crime- 4 Lotto ticket, arbitrator Mac's bike
7. PTSdee-3 Virtual Reality, Dennis Stripper, stuff it down with brown
8. The Gang Tends Bar- 4- TapeWorm, Crate, Valentines Day
9. A Cricket's Tale- 3
10.  Denis' Double Life- 4- Dee's apartment, Emotional women, baby

Season 13 (Muscle Mac)

2.6/5

1. The Gang Makes Paddy's Great Again- 2 Dennis Sex Doll
2. The Gang Escapes- 3- Powerplay, gum chewing, first bite
3. The Gang Beats Boggs: Ladies Reboot- 3 Frank posting up
4. Time's Up For the Gang-  2 Go birds, hypothetical situation,
5. The Gang Get's New Wheels 3- Dee car, Bike gang, Instagram Story
6. The Gang Solves the Bathroom Problem 4- Jimmy Buffet
7. The Gang Does a Clip Show- 3 Inception
8.Charlie's Home Alone- 2 Eagles superbowl
9. The Gang Wins the Big Game- 2
10. Mac Finds His Pride 2

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

30 Second Movie Reviews

Just some brief bullet points of my most recent movie experiences:

Avengers Age of Ultron
  • Didn't we just see a huge robot fight in Iron Man 3
  • Just more of the same super hero-ness
  • The building of Hawkeye's character was okay
  • Ho-hum
2\5

Focus
Will Smith

  • A con movie that is enjoyable to watch
  • One too many cons in the end
  • That main actress is so hot
  • The football stadium scene is done really well
3\5

Get Hard
Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart

  • Completely forgettable movie
  • Honestly, I saw this a few weeks ago and can't remember a thing
1\5


Inside Out
Pixar

  • Disappointing, not a "return to Pixar magic"
  • Very childish, not a lot of heart
  • Annoying characters
  • Simple plot over dramatized
1\5

Jurassic World
Jessica Chastain, Chris Pratt

  • I think I liked this more than I should have
  • Lots of homages to the original
  • I have a thing for Jessica Chastain
  • Action sequences are cool but the plot is exactly the same as the first
2\5

Results
Guy Pierce, Cobie Smulders

  • 3 main characters, unique movie
  • Guy pierce kills it, as usual
  • Good character development
  • Funny yet dramatic
  • Ends a bit too abruptly and neatly
3\5


The End of the Tour
Jason Segel, Jessie Eisenberg

  • Simple story, nothing too fascinating
  • Segel does a good job but nothing amazing
  • Eisenberg is the most annoying and unlikable actor ever
  • Meh
2\5

Tomorrowland
George Clooney

  • Great action sequences, awful plot
  • Average Clooney, kid actors are pretty decent
  • Good to test your surround sound and HiDef TV
2\5

Unfinished Business
Vince Vaughn

  • Some funny moments but filled with over the top low-brow comedy
  • Dave Franco's character is just silly
  • No great Vince Vaughn over the top moments
  • Scenes in his "hotel room" are the most humorous
1\5


Me and Earl and the Dying Girl


  • Great mix of drama and comedy
  • Emotions don't feel forced, in fact they feel very real
  • Good young and generally unknown acting
  • Filmed very well
  • Realistic view of cancer at a younger age
4\5

Paper Towns

  • Similar feel and mood to Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, although this movie doesn't pull it off
  • Had high hopes but in the end, it's a typical coming of age high school story
2\5

Spy
Melissa McCarthy, Jude Law

  • Over hyped and overrated
  • Some funny scenes
  • McCarthy's character is unbelievable
  • Predictable plot
  • Jason Stathem is just annoying 
2\5


Digging for Fire
Jake Johnson, Sam Rockwell

  • From the director and writer of Drinking Buddies, but not nearly as good
  • Sam Rockwell is great but underutilized
  • Orlando Bloom is actually pretty decent, where has he been?
  • Very slow and uneventful, but good character development
  • Jake Johnson's interactions with random girl are uniquely real and honest 
2\5

Vacation
Ed Helms

  • This didn't need to be made
  • Charlie Day with a  great cameo
  • Chevy Chase is so fat and old now
  • Ed Helms just doesn't have the same kind of freak out ability as Chase did
  • The kids are underutilized
2\5

Zipper
Patrick Wilson, Lena Heady

  • Patrick Wilson is a very underrated actor
  • Intriguing view of a very common issue/addiction
  • Nice little twist
  • Lena Heady is great as well
  • Very unique movie with a different perspective
4\5


Self/less
Ben Kinglsey, Ryan Reynolds

  • Tarsem Singh directed another movie! Too bad it isn't good
  • It had some promise early but it ends as an over the top action movie
  • Flame thrower...really?
  • Disappointing
2\5


Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
Tom Cruise,Jeremy Renner

  • MI 3 is still the best mission!
  • Your typical Tom Cruise show off fest
  • Renner and Baldwin bring in some freshness
  • Ving Rhames utterly useless
  • The underwater scene is cringe inducing
2\5


Bone Tomahawk
Kurt Russel, Mathew Fox, Patrck Wilson

  • Western mixed with some horror/suspense
  • Interesting characters, good acting all around
  • Patrick Wilson had a great year
3\5


Chris Evans

  • Shades of "before" trilogy 
  • Chris Evans is better than his Captain America character limits
  • Female lead is good
  • Emotional and moving
3\5


Self/less
Ben Kinglsey, Ryan Reynolds

  • Tarsem Singh directed another movie! Too bad it isn't good
  • It had some promise early but it ends as an over the top action movie
  • Flame thrower...really?
  • Disappointing
2\5

Monday, March 30, 2015

Movie Reviews 3/30/2015

Just some brief bullet points of my most recent movie experiences:

The Babadook

  • Above average horror movie
  • More suspense than horror
  • A good view on real life issues
  • Not as impressive as I've been lead to believe
3\5

Horrible Bosses 2
Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudekies

  • First one is a classic
  • Tried too hard not to repeat itself
  • Dumb-ed up the characters in order to progress the plot
  • Chris Pine is surprisingly entertaining
  • Too much Jamie Fox in this one
  • Throwback jokes worked at times and feel short at other times
3\5

Incendies

  • Well made foreign language film
  • Dark, depressing, violent, suspenseful and gut wrenching
  • Unique story and delivery
  • Great ending
4\5


Inherent Vice
Jaquine Phoenix
  • Think Big Lebowski meets Boogie Nights
  • Good acting and at times very comedic
  • Slow and convoluted plot
  • Very old-school LA Noir story with an 70's-80's vibe
  • Drags on too long and becomes tedious instead of suspenseful or humorous
  • Unlikable characters
2\5

Imitation Game
Benedict Cumberback
  • Intriguing premise and story
  • I love Kiera Knightly
  • History facts are taken liberties with
  • Feels like you've seen this character before, Sherlock Holmes
  • Ends without any pop

3\5

John Wick
Keanu Reeves
  • Great job of creating a unique world
  • Fun brainless action movie
  • Idiotic characters make idiotic decisions in order to progress plot  
  • The action wasn't a impressive as I've heard
  • Plot too contrived and forced
  • Watch the Raid for action!
2\5

A Most Violent Year
Oscar Issac, Jessica Chastain
  • Great performances from Oscar Issac and Jessica Chastain
  • Moody and quiet
  • Great music
  • Suspenseful and irking but at times slow
  • Unique and realistic chase scenes
  • Interesting view of a marriage
  • Ending falls flat
4\5

Whiplash
JK Simmons
  • Loud and in your face
  • Surprisingly tense and amusing for a movie about drumming
  • Unexpected plot twists
  • Solid acting and story
  • Small scale plot
4\5

Alexander and the No Good, Very Bad, Horrible Day
Steve Carell
  • A very watchable kids movie
  • Playfully childish but not tedious
  • Fun and feel good movie worth watching
3\5

Coherence

  • Unique Sci-fi movie with an interesting concept
  • Concept falls short
  • Filmed well
  • Below average acting
2\5

The Pretty One
Jake Johnson
  • Smart, unique and dark
  • Fun and awkward
  • Limited plot
  • Jake Johnson is great in everything
  • Worth watching
3\5