Friday, October 31, 2014

Minute Multi-Movie Reviews!

I've pounded out so many movies these past few weeks that my brain is starting to mesh some of them together. I need to record my thoughts so I don't confuse Ride Along with any other movie and accidentally watch it again. So here my "Minute reviews" for October 30 2014:

The One I Love
Mark Duplass
  • Think indie comedy with a Twilight Zone twist
  • Suspenseful and exciting
  • The reveal has some holes
  • The confusion is a little frustrating but the enjoyment trumps
  • Although the trailer is great, I'd avoid it until after you see the movie
4\5

Sex Tape
Jason Segal, Cameron Diaz
  • Relies on raunchy sex jokes that we've seen before
  • The awkward conversations and technology gags make the movie
  • Apple cool-aid
  • Too much man ass
  • For some reason, I'd still watch this again
2\5

Edge Of Tomorrow
Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt
  • Great special effects, well made movie 
  • Good fun popcorn flick
  • The ending is so blah
  • Groundhog day is still the best!
3\5



Mr. Peabody and Sherman
Animated
  • Witty, different, smart
  • Great dialog 
  • Not many forced "action scenes"
  • Possibly too boring for kids
  • Unpredictable as far as children movies go
3\5

Let's Be Cops
Jake Johnson
  • Surprisingly smart and enjoyable
  • Great buddy movie
  • Some routine gags
  • Toned down yet still humorous version of 21/22 Jump Street
4\5

A Most Wanted Man
Phillip Seymour Hoffman, William Dafoe
  • Great Acting
  • Tense throughout
  • Comparable to Tinker Tailor Solider Spy, although a lesser movie
  • Unsatisfying ending 
4\5

Joe
Nicolas Cage
  • Best Cage movie\performance since Kick Ass
  • Similar to Winters Bone, possibly better
  • Cage makes the movie
  • A little too long
3\5

Filth
James McAvoy
  • The title explains it
  • Hard to watch with no redeemable characters
  • Great performance from McAvoy
  • Comparable to Dom Hemingway but a lesser movie in every way
  • The mood is too grim

2\5

Chef
John Favreau
  • Food porn, makes you hungry immediately
  • Great film making
  • Obviously ad-libbed and improvised dialog falls short
  • Feel good movie
  • Recommend to any and all foodies
4\5

The Rover
Guy Pierce, Robert Patterson
  • Visually creative
  • Suspenseful
  • Could have done without Patterson's character
  • Strange, unique and mysterious
  • The reveal is unsatisfying yet interesting
4\5

Godzilla
Bryan Cranston
  • Cranston is good
  • Movie fails after Cranston becomes less involved
  • Nothing new here
  • I like the kid from Kick Ass but the character is very ho-hum
  • Too long
1\5

Third Person
Liam Neeson, Oliva Wild, Mila Kunis, James Franco, Adrian Brody
  • Interesting at times and well written
  • A multi connecting story type movie that doesn't really connect all stories
  • Could have done without the entire Adrian Brody section
  • Good effort but a failure overall
  • Olivia Wild and Mila Kunis, what more can you say?
  • Olivia Wild 
  • Olivia Wild
  • Seriously Olivia Wild

2\5

Life After Beth
Audry Plaza, Lukas Dehaan, John C. Reilly
  • Fun and dark
  • Pacing feels off
  • Expected more from John C. Reilly
3\5

Maleficent
Angelina Jolie
  • Not different enough from the original story to deserve it's own movie
  • The shortness of the film is a plus
  • A welcome dark view of a Disney world

2\5

The Drop
Tom Hardy, James Gandolfini
  • RIP James Gandolfini 
  • Great acting all around
  • Tom Hardy is the man
  • Dog friendly
  • Suspenseful and unpredictable
5\5 BANG!

Gone Girl
Ben Afleck
  • Female lead is great and Afleck does a good job
  • Major plot holes
  • Very original and unique point of view
  • Feels like Fincher (the director) keeps laying up with these novel adaptations
  • Lots of twists and turns
4\5

Ride Along
Ice Cube
  • Bad
  • Ice Cube sucks
  • Bad
1\5

Rob The Mob
Michael Pitt, Andy Garcia, Ray Romano
  • Feels very 90's, which is a good thing
  • Michal Pitt is charasmatic
  • Interesting true story
  • Garcia puts in a great performance
  • Story feels a little forced
3\5

Whish I Was Here
Zack Braff
  • No wonder Zack Braff didn't want to fund this himself
  • Three main stories didn't feel congruent
  • Has some touching and sweet moments
  • Pacing is very awkward
2\5

Begin Again
Mark Ruffalo, Kiera Knightly
  • I always enjoy Kiera and Ruffalo
  • Passionate performances
  • Beautiful film making
  • Feel good movie
  • A decent chick flick
3\5