Thursday, January 21, 2016

2015 Top Ten Movies

2015 has come and went. To be honest, it's been a slow year for movies however TV is really producing some great stuff. Bloodline, Man Seeking Women, Mr. Robot, GOT (as usual) just to name a few. With that said, below is the list of my favorite movies of 2015. I'm sure as I go, I'll find some better movies, but for now, here are the top 10:

#10

Irrational Man


I'm a sucker for the new Woody Allen stuff but to be honest, this isn't great. I really like the premise (if you don't know, don't look it up!), I thought the character played by Joaquin Phoenix was strangely real and although the plot is simple and straightforward I was thoroughly enthralled while watching. However, it does lack substance and by the time the credits roll, it feels small. Not sure if I have the urge to watch it again but I still had a blast while watching. (And when I say "blast", we're talking in Woody Allen terms here. This isn't a movie I'd recommend to most people.)  I'm surprised what takes place in this movie doesn't happen more often.

#9

Bridge of Spies


Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg, what else can I say? A unique kind of spy movie that doesn't involve guns or sexy ladies with euphemistic names. When a movie's runtime is 2h 21mins and it feels more like 1h 45mins, they've done something right. Tom Hanks is your every day man's man. A enjoyable flick for everyone to watch at home.

#8

Mississippi Grind


Ryan Reynolds does some great yet unnoticed stuff. Check out a movie called Voices, came out last year and Reynolds is amazing to say the least. Add this one to the list as well. Mississippi Grind takes a realistic and sad look at gambling addiction in a very entertaining way. Ben Mendleson plays the best losers of all time (even better than William H Macy does) and is always stealing the screen no matter what movie or show (Bloodline) he's in. Two great actors, poker, cross country trip, although a little slow a times, it's a good movie.

#7

Star Wars: The Force Awakens


Listen, it is what it is and I loved it. It's a great popcorn flick with ties to my childhood. I do feel they played all their cards too soon in this one. There really doesn't seem to be any mystery left for the following movies, although with Rian Johnson directing the next one, I guarantee it'll be better! 

#6

The Revenant


I'm surprised the Revenant fell this low on my list. The movie is a pure vision to watch. The acting in it is top notch and who doesn't like a good revenge and survival story? After chewing on it, it just felt too long for how simple the plot is, and forgive me for saying, that it does feel like a vehicle for Leo to walk around in a bear skin and win an Oscar. Don't get me wrong, see this movie, it's great, just potentially a little too full of itself. Leo and Tom for the Oscar!

#5

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl


What a fantastic surprise this movie is. It's made with such energy and life that it's hard to not fall in love with it. Keep an eye on this director, Alfonso Gomez-Rejon who's worked with Scorsese and Inarritu, as he is going to be big. The young cast is great as well. It's funny, sad and surprising. Watch it and enjoy!

#4

Room

I had zero idea of what this movie was, and I was glad! Watching the trailer or reading about it would definitely take away from the movie. A very unique perspective on something we've seen in movies before. Sad yet motivational, slow yet suspenseful, Room did a lot of contradicting things that some how worked. My only gripe is that it drags on a bit at the end, but the movie is unique as hell and I recommend it to all.

#3

The Big Short


I've seen this 3 times already and I can't get enough. It's pretty much a horror story about how corrupt our financial system is. It's also an extremely complicated story. Seems like it could have been a bore of a movie, yet it's the complete opposite. The cast is superb and they all do aces of a job. The difficult terminology is explained in ways that make the conversations on the screen not only understandable but extremely enjoyable. Watch it and enjoy, and if you do, watch Too Big to Fail as well!

#2

Sicario



Holy Shit, this movie. I have come to the realization that movies these days are pretty predictable and at times predictable because they try to be unpredictable. But this movie, I really had no idea what the hell would happen. My stomach was in knots pretty much throughout. How does Emily Blunt not get nominated for this? How Does Benicio Del Torro not get nominated? Heck, I don't even like Josh Brolin, seriously like in anything, but he does an amazing job in this also. Denis Villeneuve is the new David Fincher and I can't wait to see what he does with Blade Runner. See this movie, try not to shit your pants, I dare you.

#1

Mad Max: Fury Road

Tough to put this above Sicario, but I haven't had more fun watching a movie in 2015 than I did while watching Fury Road. It starts and doesn't stop, much like last years "Lone Survivor". It's a constant race against time and it's great fun the entire way. The world feels new, completely unique yet real. The characters have so much wear and tear and their personalities show it. It's beautifully filmed and the practical effects are amaze-balls. I could keep on going, but there is no need. It's the best film of the year.





Thursday, January 7, 2016

Always Sunny- Every Episode Rated!

Season 1 

3/5

The Gang Gets Racist- 3
Charlie Wants and Abortion- 3
Underage Drinking: A National Concern- 4 Prom
Charlie Has Cancer- 3 Tranny
Gun Fever- 3
The Gang Finds a Dead Guy- 3 Nazi
Charlie Gets Molested-2 Mcpoyles


Season 2

3.5/5

1. Charlie Gets Crippled- 3 Danny Devito
2. The gang goes Jihad- 4 Bar Property Lines
3. Denise and Dee Go On Welfare- 3 Crack
4. Mac Bangs Denise's Mom- 3 Charlie Work
5. Hundred Dollar Baby-4 Charlie tough guy
6. The Gang Gives Back- 4 Basketball team
7. The Gang Exploits a Miracle- 4 Cricket
8. The Gang Runs for Office- 3 Ass blasting
9. Charlie Goes America On Your Ass- 3 Smoking Vietnamese
10. Denise and Dee Get a New Dad- 4

Season 3

2.9/5

1. The Gang Finds A Dumpster Baby- 3
2. The Gang Gets Invincible 4- Green Man
3. Denise and Dee Lose Their Mom-3
4. The Gang Gets Held Hostage- 3 Die Hard
5. Aluminum Monster and Fatty Magu- 3 Sweat shop
6. The Gang Solves the North Korea Crisis 4- Duster
7. The Gang Sells Out- 3 Power bottom
8. Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire- 2
9. Sweet Dee is Dating a Re-tarted Person- 3 Day man
10. Mac is a Serial Killer- 3 Tranny, Charlie Lawyer
11. Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender- 2 Franks Dates Charlies Mom
12. The Gang Gets Wacked (Part 1)- 2 Cocaine
13. The Gang Gets Wacked (Part 2)- 2
14. Bums Making a Mess All Over the City- 3 Serpico, Cop Car
15. The Gang Dances Their Asses Off- 4 Dance off

Season 4

3.4/5

1. Mac and Dennis Man Hunters- 3 Eating humans
2. The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis- 5 Wild Card
3. America's Next Top Models- 3
4. Mac Bangs the Waitress- 3 Dennis Sex Tape
5. Mac and Charlie Die (Part 1)- 4 Glory Hole, Mac's Dad
6. Mac and Charlie Die (Part 2)- 2
7. Who Pooped the Bed- 3
8. Paddy's Pub: Worst Bar in Philadelphia- 3
9.Dennis: An Erotic Life- 3 Dee walks in Charlies shoes
10. Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack-4 Charlie mail room, Frank Cookoos nest
11. The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell- 3 Revolutionary war
12.The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover Edition- 4
13. The Night Man Commeth- 5 Play

Season 5

4.3/5

1. The Gang Solves the Mortgage Crises- 4 Bird Law, Vic Vinegar
2. The Goes on a Road Trip- 5
3. The Gang Fights the Recession- 4 Suicidal Frank, Paddys Dollars
4. The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention- 5 Canned Wine
5. The Waitress is Getting Marries- 5 Charlie Online Dating, milk steak
6. The World Series Defense 5- "Let the record show"
7. The Gang Wrestles for the Troops- 5 Birdmen, the Maniac
8. Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens- 4 Dick Towel
9. Mac and Dennis Break Up- 4 Cat stuck in wall
10. The DENNIS system- 4
11. Mac and Charlie Write a Movie- 3 Full penetration, Frank sausage in pocket
12. The Gang Reignites the Rivalry- 4 Dennis freak out, frat house


Season 6

3.8/5

1. Mac Fights Gay Marriage- 3 Maurine Pandarosa, Mac Religions
2. Dennis Gets Divorced- 4 Dennis Bachelor party, small hands lawyer
3. The Gang Buys a Boat- 5 The implication, dancing tube man
4. Mac's Big Break- 4 Gaborone, slap shot, podcast
5. Mac and Charlie: White Trash- 4 Public pool
6. Mac's Mom Burns Her House Down- 2 Moms move in together
7. Who Got Dee Pregnant- 4 Halloween party
8. The Gang Gets a New Member- 2 Jason Sudikes, Dee teaches
9. Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth- 4 Charlie janitor, Lethal Weapon 5
10. Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats- 4 Denim Chicken, Frank's Bridge people
11. The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods- 5 A.C, "Say Yes"
12. Dee Gives Birth- 4 Weekend at Bernies, bridge people
13. A Very Sunny Christmas- 5

Season 7 (Fat Mac)

3.6/5

1. Frank's Pretty Woman- 3 Fat Mac
2. Frank's Little Beauties- 3 Mortician makeup
3. Sweet Dee Gets Audited- 4 Wolf cola, pickle party
4. Franks Brother- 2 Shadynasty
5. Storm of the Century- 3 Riot looting
6. CharDee MacDennis 5- The game of Games
7. The Anit-Social Network- 5 Shhh, virus video
8. The Gang Gets Trapped- 4 Hidden in closets, escalating things
9. How Mac Got Fat- 3 boil blood, tipping point
10. Thunder Gun Express- 5 Obama traffic, leave no man behind, sewers
11. High school Reunion (Part 1)- 3 Hornet Guy, plan B
12. High school Reunion (Part 2)- 3 Psyco Pete, dance

Season 8

4.6/5

1. PopPop The Final Solution- 4 Ocular pat down, Hitler painting
2. The Gang Recycles Their Trash- 5 Wild Card, copy of gas
3. The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding- 5 Zombies, crash Dee car
4. Charlie and Dee Find Love- 5 Dangerous Leazons, rich friends
5. The Gang Gets Analyzed- 5
6. Charlie's Mom Has Cancer- 3 Puff Daddy, church fundraiser
7. Frank is Back in Business- 5 Found wallet, the warthog, Crowtein, get off
8. Charlie Rules the World- 4 Online game
9. The Gang Dines Out- 5 Pay respect to, sit on a book of matches
10. The Cereal defense- 5 Trial, donkey brains

Season 9

3.9/5

1. The Gang Broke Dee- 4 The Jokes on Dee, break Dennis
2. Gun Fever Too- 3
3. The Gang Desperately Tries to Win an Award- 4 Sudsies, witty banter
4. Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare- 4 The Maniac, man in the coil
5. Mac Day- 3 Country Mac
6. The Gang Saves the Day- 4 Charlie Cartoon
7. The Gang Gets Quarantined- 5 Acapella boys 2 men, beer suit, withdrawal
8. Flowers For Charlie- 4 Charlie gets smart
9. The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 6- 3
10. The Gang Squashes Their Beefs- 5 Thanksgiving


Season 10

3.6/5

1. The Gang Beats Boggs- 5
2. The Gang Group Dates- 3 star rating, whistle
3. Psyco Pete Returns- 2 Cricket burnt face, Frogboy
4. Charlie Work- 5 Birdman
5. The Gang Spies Like Us- 4 Fish Factory, restaurant fish order
6. The Gang Misses the Boat- 3 Man Cheata, Dennis Car in water
7. Mac Kills His Dad- 4 Bill Ponderosa suicide
8. The Gang Goes on Family Fight- 2
9. Frank Retires- 4 Frank's Blood, Franquito
10. Ass Kickers Unite: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult-4 Wolf Cola 


Season 11

2.8/5

1. Chardee MacDennis 2: Electric Bugaloo- 4
2. Frank Falls Out the Window- 3 Crack, strip club repeats, invented cell phone
3. The Gang Hits the Slopes- 4 Announcer voice
4. Dee Made a Smut Film- 2 Charlie doing a Richard Greeko thing
5. Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs- 5 Old Black Man
6. Being Frank- 2 Pondi
7. McPoyle vs Ponderosa: Trial of the Century- 3 fake hands, divorce and cat
8. Charlie Catches a Leprechaun- 3 taking pictures of girls
9. The Gang Goes to Hell- 3 Cruise ship, burning necklace, Gay Mac
10. The Gang Goes to Hell Part II- 2 stomp


Season 12

3.7/5

1. The Gang Turns Black- 5 Quantum Leap, what are the ru
2. The Gang Goes to a Water Park- 4 Matchstick Men
3. Old Lady House:  A Situational Comedy 4
4.  Wolf Cola a PR Nightmare - 3 Frank's Fluids
5. Making Denis Reynolds a Murderer- 3
6. Hero or Hate Crime- 4 Lotto ticket, arbitrator Mac's bike
7. PTSdee-3 Virtual Reality, Dennis Stripper, stuff it down with brown
8. The Gang Tends Bar- 4- TapeWorm, Crate, Valentines Day
9. A Cricket's Tale- 3
10.  Denis' Double Life- 4- Dee's apartment, Emotional women, baby

Season 13 (Muscle Mac)

2.6/5

1. The Gang Makes Paddy's Great Again- 2 Dennis Sex Doll
2. The Gang Escapes- 3- Powerplay, gum chewing, first bite
3. The Gang Beats Boggs: Ladies Reboot- 3 Frank posting up
4. Time's Up For the Gang-  2 Go birds, hypothetical situation,
5. The Gang Get's New Wheels 3- Dee car, Bike gang, Instagram Story
6. The Gang Solves the Bathroom Problem 4- Jimmy Buffet
7. The Gang Does a Clip Show- 3 Inception
8.Charlie's Home Alone- 2 Eagles superbowl
9. The Gang Wins the Big Game- 2
10. Mac Finds His Pride 2